1:05am 12/02:

it's my birfday..i feel so oooold : /  hrmph, i wish i were 8 again..  though, that is my maturity level.

i've already said this befo'..  but i am sooo bad at recognizing people.  i was walkin through the oval as usual, and someone on a bike is coming my way, grinning at me like a crazy mofo..  i'm trying to figure out who it is, searching my memory for a familiar face and i have nooo idea who it is..  i thought maybe it was someone from online who recognized me and was tryin to fuck wid me and i got scared..  but then he goes "heeey freaky" and winks..  ding ding, it's bunny...  someone i met in my dorm last year, orrr, damn it, i really should start callin my friends by their real names..  but oh well, let's call him bunny.  anywho, me??  freaky??  this coming from a guy who not so long ago had an orgy upstairs..  sure, i was watchin my favorite skinemax downstairs at the time, but i didn't go and act upon what i saw.  gross orgy people..  i went upstairs to throw holy water at their asses, but they locked the damn door.

back to this miss freaky thing..  why duz he (along wid a bunch of other people) think i'm some kind of crazy nympho??  i'm the shyest girl you'll ever meet!

3:16am 11/30:

shit, i just experienced the most herrendous pain..  i was doing my math homework on mah bed, then suddenly fitty thousand pins and needles poked at me in the belly area and all around there for several minutes..  i think it's from me holding mah pee in all the time.  i really should juss go pee when i get the urge, but it's such a hassle..  having to walk aaall the way to the bathroom, pulling down your pants, cleaning up..  pssh, a waste of time.  but now i guess i should start goin' if i don't want to lay in bed in fetal position, grinding my teeth from the pain.

10:17am 11/24:

torkey torkey torkey torkey!!  woohoo!  too bad i ain't gettin none : /  unless i go to bob evans this weekend.  my family duzn't celebrate thanxgibbin' but i'm gonna make myself some sweet potato pie out of scratch, mmmmm..  and also pumpkin soup (or how i pronounce, pumpin'  cuz i can't talk like a damned normal person, hah)..  don't know why i'm makin the soup, just sounds interesting and i've never had it before.  i'm such the little housewife, i can't wait to get my cook on.

i'd like to send a shoutout to whoever i was talkin to the other day..  uhhhm..  mark and aidan!  *waves*  whathup thugs (oh no, please tell me i got those names right..  damn memory of mine!)  and i'll offer greaser boy some crack next time.

3:22am 11/21:

let's see, it's been a while since i've written anything....  what's new, what's new...  hmmm..  oh yes, i'm addicted to ebay!  there's so much kewl stuff i want.  i keep bidding and bidding, it's dangerous.  i'm losing so much money on useless shit..  mostly hello kitty items, anime stationary, cds, posters, "i love my chinchilla" pins.  like i said, useless shit.  i'm so into random trinkets and souvenirs. 

i think i've genuinely turned asexual.  all this porn is ruining my brain.  i should just stop watching the damn tapes, but i like the plots..  swear to gawd!  they're just funny..  silly porn stars and their acting.  i turn away everytime a humpin scene starts..  what's wrong with me??  i'm turning into a nun!  hmmm..  must...  stop...  watching...  porn...  must...  want...  men...  again...  but damn it, i'm just so grossed out now. 

awwww hyeah, i got a quickcam folks!  you know what that means..  XXXLIVESEXXXX...  nooooo *passes out*.  i can't take anymore nudity.  i'll frequently be adding random pics of myself, my room, my friends, the termites in our carpet, etc.

i saw spooky hollow the other night..  my my is that johnny depp a foooiyne piece of ass.  i've forgotten how niiiithe that man was..mmm mmm..good as a bucket o' fried chicken.  the first half of the movie was excellent, but the second half was..  ehhh, not so good.  i give it two and three-fourths erect nip nops up..  lol..  that's mary's and my new way of rating.

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